2000 Purple Flurp 400 Fantasy Edition

2000 Season Fantasy Edition (2000 Purple Flurp 400 @ Retroville Raceway, July 22nd, 2000) Edit

Car Numbers, Sponsors, Manufacturers, and Drivers Edit

  • 1 Pennzoil Chevrolet (Jimmy Neutron)
  • 2 Miller Lite Ford (Rudy Tabootie)
  • 3 GM Goodwrench Chevrolet (Eddy "The Intimidator" McRich)
  • 4 Kodak Chevrolet (Remy Buxaplenty)
  • 5 Kelloggs Corn Flakes Chevrolet (Imaginary Gary)
  • 6 Valvoline Ford (Professor Finbarr Calamitous)
  • 7 PHILLIPS Nation's Rent Chevrolet (Wanda)
  • 8 Budweiser Chevrolet (Homer Simpson)
  • 9 KODIAK Ford (Mojo Jojo)
  • 10 Aaron's Pontiac (Jimmy from "Ed, Edd n Eddy")
  • 12 Mobil 1 Ford (Snap White)
  • 14 Conseco Pontiac (Nelson Muntz)
  • 16 TV Guide Ford (Buttercup Utonium)
  • 17 DEWALT Power Tools Ford (Evil Jimmy Clone)
  • 18 Interstate Batteries Pontiac (Ed"Lumpy" Monobrow)
  • 19 MOTOROLA Ford (Eduardo)
  • 20 Home Depot Pontiac (Eddward "Double-D" Marion)
  • 21 CITGO Ford (Princess Morbucks)
  • 22 CATERPILLAR Pontiac (Sandy Cheeks)
  • 24 DUPONT Chevrolet (Timmy Turner)
  • 25 Michael Holigan Chevrolet (Trixie Tang)
  • 26 KMART Ford (Bubble Bass from "Spongebob Squarepants")
  • 28 TEXACO Havoline Ford (Sheldon J. Plankton)
  • 31 LOWE'S Chevrolet (Blooreguard Q. "Bloo" Kazoo)
  • 32 Tide Ford (Blossom Utonium)
  • 33 Oakwood Homes Chevrolet (Mac Kazoo)
  • 36 M&Ms Pontiac (Spongebob Squarepants)
  • 40 Coors Light Chevrolet (Bart Simpson)
  • 42 Bellsouth Chevrolet (Cindy Vortex)
  • 43 STP Pontiac (Bubbles Turner)
  • 44 Hot Wheels Pontiac (Kevin)
  • 45 Spree/Sprint Chevrolet (Sheen Estevez)
  • 55 Square-D Chevrolet (Stanley S. Squarepants)
  • 60 Power Team Chevrolet (Francis Bull-E)
  • 66 Route 66 KMART Ford (Fuzzy Lumpkins)
  • 71 Real Tree Chevrolet (Cosmo)
  • 75 Redcell Ford (Patrick Star)
  • 77 JASPER Ford (Rolf)
  • 88 Quality Care Ford (Lisa Simpson)
  • 93 Amoco Pontiac (Evil Officer Mike Brikowski)
  • 94 McDonald's Ford (Squidward Tentacles)
  • 97 John Deere Ford (Penny Sanchez)
  • 99 EXIDE Batteries Ford (Denzel Crocker)

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  • Curse-words will be censored out by *bleep*s.

Race Winner Edit

  • 25 Michael Holigan Chevrolet (Trixie Tang)

Number Of Laps  Edit

  • 267

Number of Cautions Edit

  • 13

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  • [Wiki-special opens inside the Retroville Raceway in Jimmy Neutron and Blossom's hauler with Jimmy Neutron, Blossom, Buttercup, Cindy Vortex, Timmy, Bubbles, Edd, Jackie, Bloo, Sheen, and Ed having breakfast]
  • Bubbles: *she and Timmy drink a Purple Flurp together with 2 straws in the same cup*
  • Timmy: This is my first Purple Flurp ever! This soda's awesome!!!! We should have these as our champagne for our dates.
  • Bubbles: Awww.... I really like that idea, Timmy Bear and I say-- *loud burp* *cheeks blush with embarrassment*
  • Ed: An angel just got its wings, Double-D!
  • Edd: Ed, hush.
  • Ed: I am sorry, Double-D.
  • Edd: Eat your breakfast, Ed.
  • Buttercup: I can't wait to tear up the new track tonight! Retroville Raceway is gonna witness REAL bumper-to-bumper racing action!
  • Cindy: If I hadn't slid off Turn #4 in qualifying, I would've snatched the pole away from Nerd-- I mean Neutron.
  • Jimmy: I knew you were about to say that, Cindy.
  • Edd: Well, tonight really will be a show that Retroville will witness and enjoy for the ages.
  • Bloo: And you all better move over! Cause none of ya will beat me in tonight's race! After I win, Retroville will make a soda named after me! "Bloo's True Blue Cola!" and it'll kick Purple Flurp right off the market! (snobby chuckle)
  • Cindy: Hey! Never fu--*bleep*-- around with Flurp, Blob-head!
  • [all loud gasp]
  • Edd: Cindy!
  • Cindy: Sheesh! I'm sorry! *takes soap and washes her mouth out as she did in the "Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius" episode "Raise The Oozy Scab"*
  • Edd: Well, despite her slip of the tongue, Cindy is right, Blooregard. Purple Flurp is THE local beverage of Retroville. It has an incredible history and has spawned generation after generation.
  • Ed: Like fruit-flies?
  • Bloo: Extree, Extree. What the heck kind of planet are YOU from?!
  • Ed: *while glomping Bloo in unison* I come in peace, my little blue buddy! *lets go of Bloo and goes on eating his Chunky Puffs with Purple Flurp in it*
  • Timmy: So Bubs, um.... you wanna go to the Candy Bar after tonight's race? Sam said he'd kindly leave the Candy Bar open late for us. I spoke to Sam yesterday during qualifying sessions.
  • Bubbles: *cute gasp* He'd leave the Candy Bar open late for the 2 of us?! Awww... how sweet of him. Can I pay this time for our post-race snack? (looks in her purse) Oh! I I only have enough for one of the Candy Shop's fantastic sundaes!
  • Timmy: No worries, Bubbles, we'll split it together if you don't mind, Bubblycakes.
  • Bubbles: I'm always happy to share! Speaking of which... *kisses Timmy and Timmy blushes, then he kissed Bubbles back*
  • Jackie: Well, Bubbles really loves the Candy Bar. Me and Eddsworth will go there tomorrow night for dessert.
  • Edd: Indeed we are, my Evangel. *Jackie kisses Edd on the cheek and Edd blushes*
  • Sheen: Ooh! What about those snacks Jimmy made?!
  • Edd: Hmmm.... maybe me and Jackie will take home and try out the new addictive snacks Jimmy had reproduced that now are made in factories worldwide (in reference to the STRONGLY addictive snack "Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius" episode "Krunch Time").
  • Jimmy: Yeah, and if I didn't introduce my STRONGLY addictive snack to the WONKA company, everyone would've still shook me down for the snacks, there wouldn't have been factories worldwide cutting me slack, and they wouldn't have been the official candy of NASCAR. And the company and I named the addictive treats, Krunch Tarts.
  • Bubbles: Mmmm.... that sounds like a sweet idea. Hey Timmypie, can we pick up a box of the Krunch Tarts from the Candy Bar after our romantic dessert after the race tonight.
  • Timmy: Hmmm... sure Sweetheart, I don't see why not.
  • Bubbles: Awwww.... Timmykins you're so sweet, I love you. *kisses Timmy on the cheek and Timmy blushes*
  • Bloo (to himself): *scoffs* Stupid lovebirds. *scene cuts to "NASCAR Raceday: Served By The Krusty Krab"*

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  • ("ESPN Speedworld Theme" plays)
  • Bob Jenkins (ESPN): Once again, we are in a brand new NASCAR city, and this city is the city of Retroville! Known for it's Candy Bar, Purple Flurp, and the home of 5 of our drivers, Jimmy Neutron, Cindy Vortex, Sheen Estevez, Evil Jimmy Clone, and Finbarr Calamitous, Retroville had always been one of the country's top cities to visit. Now the population of Retroville is too numerous to count this weekend, because tonight, Retroville is gonna witness it's first NASCAR Winston Cup Series event! 8 years ago, the Mayor Of Retroville had proposed and built it's first state-of-the-ark racing facility. In its first years of activity, the egg-shaped Retroville Raceway only hosted local racing companies, like dune-buggies, trophy-trucks, and many other local events. Due to its lack of excitement of having to see only the LOCAL racing companies at the egg-shaped facilty, the population of the Retroville Raceway sank and so did the speedway's attendance for a racing event. The track was soon on the market and was nearly abandoned until when Bruton Smith bought the Retroville Raceway and soon NASCAR president, Mike Helton put the Retroville Raceway on the NASCAR WInston Cup Series circuit and for years to come. For the very first time in Retroville Raceway's history, there is NOT a seat to be sold! It is a SELLOUT this evening, and why? The NASCAR Winston Cup Series is in town! Tonight is the inaugural running of the Purple Flurp 400 live from the Retroville Raceway in Retroville! Hello everyone, I'm Bob Jenkins alongside former NASCAR Champion and now NASCAR legend, Benny Parsons. And BP, whoa-hoa, Retroville's REALLY getting pumped up for tonight's event.
  • Benny Parsons (ESPN): I think so too, Bob. These Retrovillian racefans are REALLY looking forward to witnessing the first NASCAR Winston Cup Series race in their city, and tonight they will REALLY witness REAL bumper-to-bumper, wheel-to-wheel racing. Man, I can't wait for the green flag to drop tonight, Bob.
  • Bob Jenkins (ESPN): After last week's win in New Hampshire (referring to the future "2000 Jiffy Lube 300 Fantasy Edition" wiki), Ed Monobrow looks to add to his motorsports resume by hopefully winning tonight inside a brand new racing facility. Despite giving silly but humerous interviews, Ed Monobrow always seems cool and confident when it comes to racing.
  • Benny Parsons (ESPN): You're right, Bob. Ed Monobrow despite being the world's famous and humerous idiot, he is still one of the top drivers on the roster and hopefully he can win the Championship in November.
  • Bob Jenkins (ESPN): Ed starts 7th today and hopefully he can pull it off this evening. We're about set to go here in Retroville, and now let's go trackside for the command!
  • Track P.A Announcer: And now, Retroville racefans, it is now time for the 4 most famous words in motorsports! *crowd cheers extremely loudly in unison* Here to give the command please welcome your Grand Marshal, the Retroville Raceway founder himself, the Mayor Of Retroville! *crowd cheers loudly*
  • Mayor Of Retroville: On behalf of all citizens of Retroville and people around the world... GENTLEMEN, START YOUR ENGINES!!!! *crowd screams and cheers loudly*
  • *engines start and rev loudly in unison to the ballistically cheering crowd*

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  • Bob Jenkins (ESPN / in unison to the hysterically cheering crowd as the pace car pulls into the pits): Another new city is ready for NASCAR racing, and it's now the city of Retroville's turn to receive it's first green flag! The pace car is in, the fans are on their feet, and we're set to go in Retroville... *cars accelerate to take the green flag waved by Betty Quinlan*... as Betty Quinlan waves the green flag! Glad you're with us on ESPN as we're now underway in Retroville! 
  • Joe Moore (MRN Radio): Here they come down to the line now, the green flag waves, and Squidward Tentacles gets a great start now and leads as they head into Turn #1! Lisa Simpson settles in line behind him single file!
  • Dave Moody (MRN Radio): Lisa Simpson tucks it down into the low groove! On the outside, Stanley Squarepants rides in 3rd! He's gonna make a run for the runner-up spot! Squarepants on the move early, he pulls even with Lisa Simpson on the backstraightaway!
  • Kurt Becker (MRN Radio): Here comes Stanley Squarepants working on the inside lane! He takes over the 2nd spot! Simpson now gets back in line in 3rd, and Stanley Squarepants wants the lead! Here's Squarepants now, he puts the fender up alongside of Squidward Tentacles, and Stanley Squarepants moves by for the top spot!
  • Allen Bestwick (MRN Radio): So the clumsy Stanley Squarepants is gonna come off Turn #4 and lead Lap #1 of the Purple Flurp 400! It's Stanley Squarepants, Squidward Tentacles, then Lisa Simpson in 3rd, she's being challenged there by Evil Jimmy Clone as they head to Turn #1!

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  • Bob Jenkins (ESPN): Here they come down to the line! 1 more to go! Plankton looking on Trixie Tang for the race win!
  • Benny Parsons (ESPN): Man oh man, Plankton's really got her this time! *scene cuts to Trixie's cockpit*
  • (Off Turns 1 & 2 and on the backstretch)
  • Trixie (in 1st): *wobbles after being tapped by Plankton* WHOA! *Plankton (voice only) cackles evilly in unison* Hey! Back off, cyclops! *scene cuts to Plankton's cockpit*
  • Plankton (in 2nd): I have you now, creetin! My move in Turn 3 will leave you in in a swirling torrent of pain and misery! *cackles evilly* *scene cuts to Trixie's cockpit*
  • Trixie (in 1st): Not if I can help it, Sheldon! You wait and see!
  • Plankton (voice only / in 2nd): HAH! I doubt it, pencil-neck!
  • (Entering Turns 3 & 4)
  • Trixie (to herself): Oh, he'll see off Turn #4. *scene cuts to the track*
  • Bob Jenkins (ESPN): Plankton tries to make his move on the high side, and will take lead by inches as they come off the corner!
  • Benny Parsons (ESPN): I don't think Trixie's lettin' him get away, Bob--! *in unison to last few quotes, Trixie spins Plankton out for the win*
  • Bob Jenkins (ESPN): WHOA, Trixie Tang spins Plankton!
  • (in unison, Plankton screams as he's turned around and POWS the inside retaining wall)
  • Benny Parsons (ESPN / in unison to Bob Jenkins's quotes "spins Plankton"): Man oh man!!!!
  • Bob Jenkins (ESPN): Plankton is in the wall! Trixie Tang has won the Purple Flurp 400, her first career (in unison, Plankton HYSTERICALLY screams as he was T-boned by Buttercup) NASCAR Winston Cup Series victory!

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Trivia Edit

  • Since this is the 2000 season, the commentators on TV (ESPN) will be Bob Jenkins & Benny Parsons (1941-2007).
  • The MRN Radio commentators for this wiki-race will be Allen Bestwick & Joe Moore (in the booth), Dave Moody (Turns 1 & 2), and Kurt Becker (backstretch, backstraightaway, Turns 3 & 4)
  • The pit reporters (MRN Radio) will be Jason Toy, Adam Alexander, Alex Hayden, Steve "The Postman" Post, Jim Phillips, and Jeff Streigle.
  • The Retroville Raceway is a spoof of Gateway International Raceway in St. Louis, MO.
  • The Purple Flurp 400 is a night race.
  • This is one of the wiki-races that Barney Hall (MRN Radio) is absent on the race radio broadcast.

The Retroville Raceway (spoof of Gateway Int'l Raceway) Edit